This is UTTERLY Disastrous ! ! !

You appear to have fallen off the edge of the Planet and become mired in a frightening Vortex of  Despair not of your making. To scramble back to safety please clutch at the lifeline offered below.

http://www.the9libraries.org.uk

You COULD also report this Vortex to steve@the9libraries.plus.com OR, alternatively, just give way to your despair and throw yourself off the nearest cliff. The latter is by no means recommended and we would urge the utmost restraint and not give way to suicidal passion
  



After all life is far too short for such meaningless trivia, wouldn't you agree Griswald?  gif